It’a nice to know that even though your friends know you’re really drunk they won’t take advantage of you.

posted : Saturday, April 27th, 2013

posted : Saturday, April 27th, 2013

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posted : Monday, April 8th, 2013

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posted : Monday, April 1st, 2013

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googlebus:

burnblogaboutburnblogs:

googlebus:

a great man once said 

“it’s ok having a small penis”

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*sweats nervously* 

posted : Monday, April 1st, 2013

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posted : Monday, April 1st, 2013

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posted : Monday, April 1st, 2013

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posted : Monday, April 1st, 2013

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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kirstinfayce:

SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK

UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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If I was a guy for a day,

thecolorplaid:

I would:

  • Masturbate.
  • Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
  • Walk around the house naked.
  • Pee behind a building.
  • Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
  • Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
  • Stare at my penis. 
  • Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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pizzaforpresident:

psyducked:

when a guy who lasts forever finally blows his load

that is the grossest thing i have ever read i’ll never look at pooh the same way

pizzaforpresident:

psyducked:

when a guy who lasts forever finally blows his load

that is the grossest thing i have ever read i’ll never look at pooh the same way

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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princessjonsnow:

when i find myself in times of trouble

russell crowe comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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posted : Sunday, March 31st, 2013

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