It’a nice to know that even though your friends know you’re really drunk they won’t take advantage of you.
a great man once said
“it’s ok having a small penis”
*sweats nervously*
SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK
UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST
If I was a guy for a day,
I would:
- Masturbate.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
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when a guy who lasts forever finally blows his load
that is the grossest thing i have ever read i’ll never look at pooh the same way
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when i find myself in times of trouble
russell crowe comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
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